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Product: LIT LABS Catnip Joint – 5 Organic Pre-Rolls.
Also known as: Zig-zags.
Current location: Partially deployed into the Cat 45 bottle.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 paws.
My humans found these on Amazon last month. They did not consult me first. This was fine. The results speak for themselves. 🌿
A Note on the Name 🌿
They are called Catnip Joints. They are pre-rolled. They are shaped like small cigarettes. I did not design them, name them, or have any input into their branding. I simply investigated them.
They have since been officially referred to in my case file as “zig-zags”. This is the terminology I prefer. The record reflects this. 😹
The Product 📋
The LIT LABS Catnip Joint comes as a set of five organic pre-rolled paper sticks, each filled with catnip. They’re in a cool slide-open case. They are designed for cats with, as the packaging notes, existential dread. I do not have existential dread. I have a neighborhood patrol schedule and a duck welfare watch to maintain. But I investigated these anyway, in the spirit of thoroughness. 🐾
The sticks are lightweight and easy to bat across the floor at high velocity. They are also easy to carry in the mouth for relocation purposes. The reasons for relocation are, as always, classified.
The Investigation 🔍
Upon first contact, I licked it. Then, in a moment of either inspiration or scientific curiosity, one of my humans broke one open in front of me. So I ate some.
Then, the other human loaded the remaining contents into my Cat 45 bottle. This was an excellent decision. The combined formula produced results consistent with a full field operation. The video exists as evidence. I have no further comment. 😹🌿
Official Assessment ⭐
The zig-zags are effective. They are organic. They come five to a pack, which means five separate investigations are possible before resupply is required. The pre-rolled format is convenient for both batting and carrying operations. The catnip quality is consistent with what this inspector expects from a properly sourced product.
My humans report that they are also, and I quote, "hilarious to give to a cat." I do not find this description offensive. I find it accurate. 😸
Official Verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Catnip quality: effective and organic.
Pre-rolled format: convenient for all investigative techniques.
Five per pack: sufficient for multiple operations.
Combined with Cat 45: highly recommended.
Sammy's dignity during investigation: irrelevant.
Rating: five paws. No further questions.
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