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Product: TWINCRITTERS KittiForti 2-Pack Organic Silvervine Catnip Substitute Toys.
Contents of 2-pack: One (1) Cat 45. One (1) Purrona.
First introduced: September 8, 2020.
Sessions since: Numerous.
Preference between bottles: None. Both are acceptable.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 paws.
I have been asked to file a review of my beer bottles. Both of them. Together, in one report, because they arrived together, have been investigated together, and share the same five-star rating. This is efficient. I approve of efficiency. 🐾
A Note on the Bottles 🌿
The KittiForti 2-pack contains two bottles: the Cat 45 and the Purrona. Both are shaped like beverages. Both are filled with organic silvervine. Both have been in active service in this household since September 8, 2020 – the same evening, introduced simultaneously, investigated with equal enthusiasm.
I do not have a preference. I play with whichever one is available. The technique is the same for both: bite, lick, bunny-kick, repeat. This is not a lack of discernment. This is consistency. 😸🌿
The Design 📋
Each bottle features a small zipper for refilling – a detail I did not notice for several years because I was too busy investigating the construction. My humans, however, noticed immediately and have made good use of it.
The original fill is organic silvervine, which is a catnip substitute that affects cats similarly to catnip but with, in my professional assessment, excellent results. The bottles have since been refilled with whatever catnip was on hand. Most recently, one was loaded with the contents of a LIT LABS catnip pre-roll. The results of that session are documented separately. 🌿😹
The bottles are the right size and weight for all standard investigative techniques. They do not roll away too fast. They do not fall apart. They have held up across five years of repeated field operations, which is, frankly, impressive. 🐾
Five Years of Field Testing 📋
September 8, 2020. Both bottles were introduced. Both investigated immediately and thoroughly. Both resulted in posing. The case file is documented here.
September 28, 2020. Cat 45 reintroduced on the kitchen floor. Same results. More posing.
Numerous sessions since. Both bottles. Consistent results every time. The KittiForti bottles have never let this inspector down. Not once. In five years. This is the review they have earned. 🌿⭐
Official Assessment ⭐
The bottles are well-constructed, refillable, and effective. The silvervine formula works. The zipper holds. The size is correct for biting, licking, and bunny-kicking operations. They come two to a pack, which means two simultaneous investigations are theoretically possible, though in practice I prefer to focus on one at a time.
My humans report that watching me investigate these bottles is, and I quote, "hilarious." I do not find this description offensive. I find it accurate. 😸
Official Verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Construction: durable across five years of field testing.
Refillable zipper: confirmed practical and appreciated.
Silvervine formula: effective.
Two bottles in one pack: efficient.
Cat 45 and Purrona: both cleared of all suspicion and awarded full marks.
Sammy's dignity during investigation: irrelevant as always.
Rating: five paws. For both. No further questions.
PSPSPS: If you want a pack of the TWINCRITTERS bottles, you can order them here on Amazon (and help me resupply my silvervine). They have different options, too. If you prefer wine, Don Purrignon and Meowbec come together in a two pack. They’ve also got sardines, unicorns, and vegetables for underage or responsible kitties 😹
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