🔎 Case #004: Operation New Bed (Old Tradition)

Item: One new bed. Then another.  
Intended for: Both of us.  
Actual owner: Me. Then us.  
Status: RESOLVED 😸 (in everyone’s favor)

A new bed arrived. My human set it aside in her office to “puff out” overnight, as the packaging stated, clearly waiting for someone to claim it. I noted its existence. I was patient. I had a plan.

That night, my human sat down to work. I positioned myself directly in front of her. Headbutting commenced. Screen visibility: eliminated. Work productivity: disrupted. This was intentional.

She reached for the new bed and placed it on the floor beside her.

I investigated it immediately. Thoroughly. Professionally.

I started making biscuits to test the material. It was so soft. So fluffy. Just right. So I got comfy and stayed there for a couple of hours while she worked. 😸🐾

When my human finished working, she stood up and looked down at me.

I looked up at her.

I want it on record that the look on my face at that moment was one of complete contentment. Gratitude, even. The kind of look that said: “Thank you for my new bed. I will be keeping it.” 🥹😸

She did not have a camera ready for a photo. This is her department and she knows it. 📸

Luna, co-intended recipient of the bed, was informed of the situation.

She was unbothered. She is currently asleep in her own bed with her Snuggle Puppy (Carlos). She does not know what she is missing. 😴

Another new bed is on the way…

This will be the third this month. I’ve pondered if she’s writing her own version of Goldilocks, starring yours truly. I have been informed that this new bed is a bigger version of the same bed. Seems suspect.

I think my human hopes that Luna and I might share it. That we might return to our former tradition of sleeping side-by-side. Butt-to-butt, as was once our custom.

I am open to this possibility. Luna is my best friend. I would never say this out loud. 🥹🐾

The bigger bed arrived. It was placed in the playpen. I investigated it immediately and claimed it without hesitation.

Luna joined me shortly after. She did not ask permission. I did not object.

We are currently sharing the bed. Sleeping side-by-side, as was once our custom. The tradition has been restored. 🥹💕

I would like it noted that I allowed this. It was my decision. Luna is my best friend. I would never say this out loud. 😸🐾

New bed: acquired. Headbutt strategy: effective. Human productivity: temporarily disrupted in service of a greater cause. Goldilocks situation: confirmed – third bed was just right. Luna: also approved. Cuddling together again: confirmed. The tradition lives. 🥹💕

Case status: RESOLVED. The bed is ours. 😸🥹🐾

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