The Pee Pad Territorial Dispute 😤

Suspect: Luna (aka Doggy, Puppy, Little Pooper)   Evidence: Covered   Status: ONGOING 😤

Her name is Luna. Although nobody calls her that. She goes by Doggy, Puppy, Little Puppy, Little Pooper, and Poopy. She is a Yorkie. She is tiny. She is my sister. 💕

When I arrived in September 2020, we sat on the couch and looked at each other for a while. By December we were cuddling side by side. By sometime after that we were sleeping butt to butt, which I maintain was entirely her idea.

She is my best friend. I would never say this out loud. 😸

She is also, as of the incident in question, a criminal. 😤

My humans purchased large washable pads and placed one by the front door:

And one by the back door:

Officially these were for Luna, who is blind now and sometimes has accidents indoors. A reasonable accommodation for a senior dog.

Unofficially, these pads are extremely soft, feature a lovely floral pattern, and are clearly meant for me. I claimed them both immediately. They are mine. This was understood.

On the afternoon of my Vogue photoshoot on my backdoor runway, my dad took Luna to the front door to use the other pad.

MY pad.

I watched this happen. I was not consulted. No permission was requested. No territorial boundaries were acknowledged.

The moment she was done, I walked directly over and covered the evidence with my paws. Thoroughly. Systematically. Until order was restored. 😤🐾

She is old. She is blind. She wears pajamas in the winter and has no idea how cute she looks in them (even when she desperately needs a haircut):

I still jump over her sometimes to make sure she's paying attention. She is not. She mostly sleeps in her little doggy bed now. I check on her. This is not documented anywhere officially. 😸

The pee pad situation remains unresolved. But I will allow it. For her.

Luna: guilty of pad trespassing. Evidence: covered. Territorial boundaries: reasserted. Grudge held: minimum, given circumstances. Butt cuddles: still available upon request. 💕😤🐾

Case status: ONGOING. I am watching the pads. 😤🐾

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